Saturday, April 12, 2008

What the Heck?!

Since turning 40 two weeks ago, I have had the stomach flu, quickly followed by a pretty bad cold. Next, probably gout or arthritis or carpel tunnel syndrome from all the typing I do at work or bifocals. With my cold, my head's been stuffy enough that I can't hear, so I'm saying "huh" and "what" a lot, so I may as well be 97 with a tremendous hearing deficit. Just add a "sonny" after the "huh" or "what" and I'm set. I've been chewing gum constantly, in hopes that my ears would pop. Hopefully, they'll do that soon. Probably when someone is repeating something they've already said to me 4 times at the top of their lungs, and then my ear drums will burst and bleed, then I'll REALLY be in trouble.

2 comments:

Alana said...

Oh now! You're going downhill fast ;-)

Kelly N said...

Think you passed it on to me yesterday! Gary and I both woke up with crud coming out of every orifice on our faces. What a way to spend the last day of the weekend, and what is up with this weather? It was just snowing at my house!